Thursday, November 12, 2009

How about this for a sale of goods?

In order to create space in the Head Office stationery store we are pleased to announce that an auction of surplus equipment will be held on 1st November 2007. This auction will be open to staff within Head Office and the Regions and is likely to include many real bargains for D!Y enthusiasts and those with a keen interest in matters of personal hygiene. Items for auction will include the following:





Electric Bidet plus attachments with heat-resistant non-slip base and rechargeable battery-heated fully-cushioned rim.





Free-standing and wall-mounted commodes with adjustable ride-height, integral foot-warmer tea-cup holder and leather stirrups.





Non-stick continuously-flushing lavatory pan with aluminium safety-rails, non splash porcelain, optional power-steering and newspaper/magazine rack.





Luxury bathroom cabinet with built-in mouthwash dispenser, handy dental-floss holder, electric curling tongs and self-creasing pyjama store.





(more to follow)

How about this for a sale of goods?
thats fantastic
Reply:Is that the Thunderbox 2000, or the Thunderbox 3000? I think the 3000 seats 8.
Reply:if you say so
Reply:That was good, thanks


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