Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products?

Liquid Plummer


Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.





Windex


Do not spray in eyes.





Toilet Plunger


Caution: Do not use near power lines.





Dremel Electric Rotary Tool


This product not intended for use as a dental drill.





Arm %26amp; Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter


Safe to use around pets.





Bowl Fresh


Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.





Endust Duster


This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.





Baby Oil


Keep out of reach of children





Little Ones Baby Lotion


Keep away from children





Hair Coloring


Do not use as an ice cream topping.





Wet-Nap


Directions: Tear open packet and use.





Dial Soap


Directions: Use like regular soap.


Stridex Foaming Face Wash


May contain foam.





Hairdryer:


Do not use while taking a shower.





Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant


Use only on underarms.





Zantac 75


Do not take if allergic to zantac.





Sleeping Pills


Warning: May cause Drowsiness








Christmas Lights


Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.





Bic Lighter


Ignite lighter away from face.





Komatsu Floodlight


This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark





Fire Extinguisher:


Caution: Non-Flamable





Earplugs


These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe





Mattress


Warning: Do not attempt to swallow





Matches


Caution: Contents may catch fire.





Pepper Spray


Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.





Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor


Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.





Fix-a-Flat


WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.





Rain Gauge


Suitable for outdoor use.





RCA Television Remote Control


Not Dishwasher Safe





Pine Mountain Fire Logs


Caution: Risk of fire





Triops Fish Food


Warning: Not for human consumption





Home Depot Treated Lumber


Do not consume





Hair Dryer


Warning: Do not use while sleeping.





Road Sign


Caution water on road during rain.





Camera


This camera will only work when film is inside.





Road Sign


Cemetery Road. Dead End





Church Parking Lot Sign


Thou shalt not park





Children's Superman Costume


Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.





Silk Soy Milk


Shake well and buy often





Air Conditioner


Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.





Rowenta Iron


Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.





Slush Puppy Cup


This ice may be cold





American Airlines Peanuts


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.





Nabisco Easy Cheese


For best results, remove cap.





Swanson TV Dinners


This product must be cooked before eating.





Hershey's Almond Bar


Warning: May contain traces of nuts





Heinz Ketchup


Instructions: Put on food





500-piece puzzle:


Some assembly required.





Beach Ball


CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.





Chainsaw


Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.





Sears hairdryer:


Do not use while sleeping.





Bag of Fritos:


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.





Bar of Dial soap:


Directions: Use like regular soap.





Swann frozen dinners:


Serving suggestion: Defrost.





Hotel provided shower cap in a box:


Fits one head.





Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)


Do not turn upside down.





Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:


Product will be hot after heating.





Packaging for a Rowenta iron:


Do not iron clothes on body.





Boot's Children's cough medicine:


Do not drive car or operate machinery.





Nytol sleep aid:


Warning: may cause drowsiness.





String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:


For indoor or outdoor use only.





Japanese food processor:


Not to be used for the other use.





Sainsbury's peanuts:


Warning: contains nuts.





American Airlines packet of nuts:


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.





Korean kitchen knife:


Warning keep out of children





Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:


Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you





New Zealand insect spray:


This product not tested on animals.





Blanket from taiwan:


not to be used as protection from a tornado





Cardboard windshield sun shade:


Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.





Infant's bathtub:


Do not throw baby out with bath water.





Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:


Not meant as substitute for human companionship.





Disposable razor:


Do not use this product during an earthquake.





Bottle of shampoo for dogs


Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.





Curling Iron


Warning: This product can burn eyes.





Hair Dryer


Do not use in shower.





Hair Dryer


Do not use while sleeping.





Hand-held Massaging Device


Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.





Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.


Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.





A toilet at a public sports facility


Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.





Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists


Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.





Container of Underarm Deodorant.


Caution: Do not spray in eyes.





Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.


Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.





Toner cartridge for a laser printer


Do not eat toner.





13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow


Not intended for highway use.





Can of self-defense pepper spray.


May irritate eyes.





Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"


Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.





A frisbee


Warning: May contain small parts.





A toilet bowl cleaning brush.


Do not use orally.





A birthday card for a 1 year old.


Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.





Heated seat cushion


Warning: Do not use on eyes.





Microwave Oven:


Do not use for drying pets.





Electric Cattle Prod


For use on animals only.





Can of air freshener.


For use by trained personnel only.





Silly Putty


Do not use as ear plugs.





Knife sharpening stone


Warning: knives are sharp!





Deodorant


Do not use intimately.





Rat Poison


Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.





Portable stroller


Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.





Dashboard of a mail truck


Look before driving.





Children's cough medicine


Do not drive car or operate machinery.





Sign at a railroad station


Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.





Bottom of a supermarket dessert box


Do not turn upside down.





Package of dice.


Not for human consumption.





Bottled Drink:


Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.





Shipment of hammers


May be harmful if swallowed.





Manual for an SGI computer.


Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.





Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle


Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.





Electric Thermometer.


Do not use orally after using rectally.





Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.


Turn off motor before using this product.





6x10 inch inflatable picture frame


Not to be used as a personal flotation device.





Box of bottle rockets


Do not put in mouth.





Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack


Remove plastic before eating.





Box for a car jack


For lifting purposes only.





Instructions for a cordless phone:


Do not put lit candles on phone.





Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean


Do not drive cars in ocean.





Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert


Always drive on roads. Not on people.





Bus Stop


No stopping or standing.





Church Sign


These rows reserved for parents with children.





Bag of Fritos


You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.





Credit card statement.


Payment is due by the due date.





Laundromat triple washer


No small children.





Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building


Take care: new non-slip surface.





Box of Pills


Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.





Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11


Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.





Can of black pepper.


Instructions: usage known.





Bag of cat biscuits


Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.





Car Manual


In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.





Espresso Kettle


The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.





T.V. manual


Do not pour liquids into your television set.





Label on a hammer


Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object





VCR box


Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.





Toilet brush


Do not use for personal hygiene.





Black rubber fishing worm


Not for human consumption.





Orange Juice Can:


100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.





Depend Adult Diapers


Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.





Furniture Wipes


Do not use for a baby wipe.





Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet


This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.





Lawnmower


Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning





Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza


Do not turn upside down.





Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle


Do not open here.





Bottle of bathtub cleaner


For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.





Container of lighter fluid


WARNING: Contents flammable!





Box of household nails


CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!





Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it


Direction #1: Remove plastic.





Drink bottle label


Do not peel label off.





Woolite carpet cleaner


Safe for carpets, too!





Box of Frosted Cheerio's


The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."





Sterno


Do not use near fire or flame.





Container of salt


Warning: High in sodium





Hose Nozzle


Do not spray into electrical outlet.

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products?
Oh my god, I laughed sooo hard when I was reading these. I have run into some funny ones myself. I think the best one was for some laundry pre-treater: spray on stain and wash.


Like nobody would have figured that one out. LOL
Reply:But these aren't funny... these are there for protection. Report It

Reply:These aren't for protection. The companies only put this on their products to prevent lawsuits. Report It

Reply:their were 2 many Report It

Reply:oh my i did have a giggle Report It

Reply:You spent some time on this and I did get a laugh from it. Thanks.
Reply:HONDA ONLY


we service and repair all


cars foreign and domestic
Reply:That is sooo funny! Did you know that the reason all of these are warnings, is because someone actually did them? It's crazy to think about how ignorant people can be. Thanks for the laugh..
Reply:Wow, that's alot... I like some of them!
Reply:Good, but way tooooooooooooooo long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL very funny
Reply:someone has a lot of time
Reply:LMAO!!!!!!heres some just like those.





on package of peanuts


WARNING:CONTAINS NUTS





on a box of bread pudding


product will be hot after heating





on a bathrooms hand dryer


DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS!





in a maternaty ward


NO CHILDREN ALLOWED!!





on repair shop door


we can fix anything (please knock,bell out of order)